I worried they were too cute, too calculated ... On the morning of Nov. 2, I changed my Twitter display name to "Porg Lover," my profile pic to a porg, and my cover photo to the same.

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The furry creatures that live on the moon of Endor are incredibly cute and surprisingly good at ... but guilt-tripped out of it at the last second. A baby porg is called a porglet.